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Funny SMS in Urdu (Part III)

Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka maza malum hai,
dard-e-dil ki inteha malum hai,
mujhe muskurane ki dua na do,
mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza malum hai..


Kab tut jaye kasam hi to hai;
kab badal jaye nazar hi to hai;
kabhi kisi ke saath ki aadat mat dalo,
kab bichad jayi ZINDAGI hi to hai. ('_')


Shma Kehti Hai Mujhe Banaya Kisne,
Jis Jis k Haath Laghi Mujhe Jalaya Usne,
Woh Shma Kya Jise Koi Jalane Wala Na Ho,
Woh Insaan Hi Kya Jise Koi Chahane Wala
Na Ho..


Hasrat hai sirf tume pane ki,
or koi khwahish nahi is parwaney ki,
shikwa mujhse nahi, khuda se karo,
kya zarurat thi tume itna khoobsurat banane ki.


Kabhi kisi se jikar-e-judaai mat karna..
Is Dil se kabhi ruswaai mat karna..
jab dil uth jaye humse to bata dena..
na bata kar bewafaai mat karna.


Teri dosti mai khud ko mehfooz maante hai,
Hum doston me tumhe sabse aziz maante hain,
Teri dosti ke saye me zinda hain,
Hum toh tumhe khuda ka taabiz maante hai.


Diwana tumhe bhi bana denge,
Dil me pyar ki shama jala denge.
Raho chahe jitne bhi pathar dil banke,
par Yaado Se apni tumko bhi rula denge..


Agar woh keh de HUM TUMHARE HAIN,
toh hum sabko chhod kar unke ho jayenge.
Agar woh keh de ki khawabo mein ayenge,
toh khuda ki kasam umar bhar ke liye so jaayege.


Kabhi tum bhi hamse bat kar liya karo milne ki faryad kar liya karo,
ek hum hai jo har bar shuruat karte hai,
kabhi tum bhi hame humse pehle yad kar liya karo.


Taarif to sabhi karte hain mere sms ki,
Magar sms ka jawab koi nahi deta,
Hum to sabhi ko roz yaad karte hain,
Par humein kabhi koi yaad hi nahi karta.

Khuda se Maine ek dua maangi,
Dua main apni maut maangi,
Phir khuda NE kaha maut to tujhe mein de du,
Par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi umar maangi....


Khamosh se tum rehne lage ho,
Intezaar kisika karne lage ho,
Yakinan kisise hui hai mohabbat,
Bina baat ke hi muskurane lage ho…..


Deewane hai tere naam ke is baat se inkar nahi,
Kaise kahe ki Hume aapse pyar nahi,
Kuch to kasoor hai aapki adao ka,
Hum akele to gunhegar nahi…..


Dil mein ummidon ki shama jala rakhi hai.
Hum NE apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai.
Is yakin ke saath ki ayega aapka reply.
Humne apni nazar mail par bichha rakhi hai.


Zindagi mohtaz nahi manzilo ki,
Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai.
Marta nahi koi kisi se juda hoke,
Waqt sabko jina sikha deta hai.


Zaruri to nahi jine ke liye Sahara ho,
Zaruri to nahi hum jinke hai who humara ho,
Kuch kashtiya doob bhi jaya karti hai,
Zaruri to nahi har kashti ka kinara ho..

Hanjuaan Da Vapaar Karan Di Aadat Hai,
Pathraan Naal Pyaar Karan Di Aadat Hai,
Jhootha Hi Wada Kar Le Sohneya,
Saanu Ta Aetbaar Karan Di Aadat Hai...


Tusin rusde rahe asin manaunde rahe,
terian raawan ch palkan vichaunde rahe,
tusin nazar mud k v nahin takeya te asin
aakhan jhapkaun ton v katraunde rahe...


Hanju sadi takdir,
asin hanjuan de vitch rul jana,
asin umran tak tuhanu yaad rakhana,
par tusi hauli hauli bhul jana...


'Mere' dil vich si thikana usda,
Do kadam vi uston aaya na gaya.
Main puchheya kyon todia tu vada mera,
Tan hass ke boli bas nibhaya na gaya'...


Asi Maut Rok Rakhi te Ohda intzaar kita,
Dostan de Jhuthe Lareyan da Aitbar Kita,
Asi Jaan den Laggia ik Pal
v na Laayia,
te Usne Jaan Laindyan Nkhra Hazaar Kita.


Aashiq puche rab nu,
"tu jagg pyaar da vairee kyun bna chadya?"
Rab hasseya te boleya,
"ashiqan ne kehra mere naal changi kiti,
ohna v yaar nu rab bna chadeya."

Jive langdi hawa sukke patteyan cho,
ove naina cho hoke supne langde rahe,
bina mangeya hi dukh sanu mil gaye bathere,
ik mileya na pyar jo si mangde rahe.


Waqat mile je fursat de pallan chon,
meri yaad nu seene naal la lavi,
doori taan teri meri pata nahin kini hove,
kite dilan ch doorian na pa lavi.


Ki kariye lokan da,
Har gall nu lok jhamela kehnde ne..
Je sms na kariye taan KANJUS,
je kariye taan VEHLA kehnde ne...


Aashiq ne pucheya rab nu,
"tu jagg pyaar da vaire kyun bna chadya?"
Rab hasya te boleya,
"ashiqa mere naal kehri changi hoyi, tusi v yaar nu rab bna chadeya."


*~~.....Kaash koyi hum se bhi poochey
raat gaey tuk kyun jaagte ho
main duriya se bhi durta hoon
tum duriya se bhi gehrey ho
koun si baat hai tum mein aisi
ItNe AcHaY kYuN lugTe Ho.....~~*

Main hi thaam saku hath unka,
mujpe itni ibadat c karde,
wo reh na pae ek pal bì mere bina,
ae KHUDA unko meri aadat c karde.


Bohat ho chuki mohabbat mein meri ruswai
Ae Khuda main wafa kar ke bhi bewafa kehlaya
Dard kitne hain bata nahin sakta
Zakhm kitne hain dikha nahin sakta
Ankhon se samjh sako tu samjh lo
Ansoon gire hain kitne gina nahin sakta


Itni dosti na karo k bigad jaye hum,
thoda danta karo k sudhar jaye hum.
Agar ho jaye humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaaye hum...


waqt mile to hame yaad karna,
pal pal na sahi din mein ek bar yaad kar lena,
dost honge aap ke 1000 par ham bhi ek hai itna yaad kar lena...


Udaas hu par naraz nahi,
Tere dimag me hu par tere paas nahi,
Vaise to sab mere paas hai,
Par tujhsa koi khaas nahi....


Meri mohabbat fanah kaun karega,
sab nek banege to gunah kaun karega,
aye khuda us bewafa ko salamaat rakhna,
warna meri maut ki dua kaun karega


Nazro ne harpal apka deedar manga,
jaise amavas ne har raat chand manga,
ruth gaya Khuda bhi humse
jab humne apni har dua me apka sath manga..


Unki chahat ko apni mohabbat bana ke dekh,
Unki hasi ko apne hoton se muskurakar dekh,
Unke ashkon ko apni ankhon se girakar dekh,
Unki bechainiyon ko apne dil main basa ker dekh,
Ye mohabbat ek hasin tohfa hai ae dost,
Kabhi mohabbat ko is tarah bhi nibhakar dekh..


Pyar se pyari koi majburi nahi hoti,
Kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,
Dilon ka juda hona ek alag baat hai,
nazron se dur hona koi duri nahi hoti.


Aap ko
maan me
soch kar,

humne aapki
ek tasveer
banai hai'

Nazzar na
lage humre
gahr ko,

Isliye
chzzje par
tangai hai.~~~~

uttho! ye koi sone ka waqt hai.,
jab dekho sote rehte ho.,
saari umar so so ke bitani hai kya?,
ab mujhe reply mat karna., im sleeping.


tum hasate bahut ho,
man ko bhate bahut ho
ji chahata hai le jao tumhe dinner par
kambakht tum khate bahut ho


School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya,
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya


khuda apko khush rakhe....!
khuda apko slamat rakhe...!
khuda apki umar lambi kre...!
khuda apko naukry de....!
khuda apko chokri de....!
seekh lia na,,,
chal ab utha ktora or shoroo ho ja....


kabhi hosala bhi azmana chahiye,
boore waqt main bhi muskurna chahiye,
aghar 10 dinon baad bhi khujhli na mite to
11ven dinn naha lena chahiye.........!


Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,
Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,
Subah balance dekha to waat lag gayi!!!!!


God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,
lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje mein bheja hi nahi bheja.


SARDAR KE PEECHE KUTTA PADA,
WOH PARESHAAN HOKE SOCHNE LAGA,
SALA!! CARD THO AIRTEL KA DALWAYA THA,
THO PHIR NETWORK HUTCH KA KYUN AA RAHA HAI!!??


100 gram Mitti,.....
100 gram Kanakad ke pathar....
25species ke keede makode....
5 gram ke makdee ke jaale....
dont be suprised this is CT scan of ur brain....


apne dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
dost kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.,.,


GEETASAR: MOBILE nirjeev hain !!
SIM CARD iski ATMA hai. !!
SMS wo GYAN hain ,
jo BATNE se BADTA hain. !!
Iseeliye He PRANI BALANCE KA MOH Tyag Kar SMS KIYA KARO. !!!

Kisi ko apni khubiyo ka ehsas nahi hota,
Aap jaise dosto ka milna itfak nahi hota,
Achha kuchh kiya hoga hamne,
Varna aap ho sath hamare,
Ye bharosa nahi hota.


Ek alag si pehchan banàne ki aadt hai Hùme
Zakhm hö jitna gehra utna muskurane ki adt hai Hùme
Sab kùch luta dete hai Dösti me
Q k Dösti nibhane ki adat hai hume


Mehfil
Na hoti
Nazaare
Nahi hote,
Yu chaand K
Pehlu me
Sitare
NAhi hote,
Hum isLiye
Karte hain
Apki
Parwah
Q-ki
Dil K
Kareeb
Sare nahi hote....


Yeh dil ka zakhm tumne diya hai to koi baat nahin,
Yeh jigar ka dard agar tumne diya hai to koi baat nahin,
Majaal kiski thi ki kehta mujhe deewana, magar
Yeh tumne kaha hai to koi baat nahin......


Kash surat aapki pyari na hoti,
Kash aap se mulaqat hamari no hoti,
Sapno mein he dekh lete aapko,
to aaj itni bekararri na hoti.


Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,
har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete,
apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,
krte byan to mehfl ko rula dete.


Humse pucho kya hota hai pal pal bitana,
mushkil hota hai dil ko samjhana.
ye zindagi to beet jayegi,
bas mushkil hota hai kuch palo ko bhulana


Iss raat ki tanhai se,
iss dard ki gehrai se ye dil kuch baat kar raha hai,
zara samjo in fizaon ki chubhan ko,
aaj fir tumhe koi yaad kar raha hai.


Intzaar
/ na raat ka/
na din ka/ na subeh ka/
na shaam ka/na ek pehar ka/
na dopehar ka/ na iska/
na uska/ Intzaar hai toh bas aapke
pyaar bhare ek sms ka.


Maut mangte hain to zindgi khafa ho jati hai.
Zehar lete hai to wo b dava ho jati hai.
Tu hi bata aai mere dost kya karun,
jis ko b chahte hai bewafa ho jati hai.


Definition of "wife": Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single... :)


A sardar was getting bitten by mosquitoes all thru' the night. He got irritated and drank poison and said "Ab kaato saalo, tum bhi maroge"


What do I do when I c sumone xtreeeeeeemely cute??
I stare
n
stare
n
stare
&
I smile
&
smile
& when I get tired, i'll put d mirror down...!


Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Takdir kisi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh
channel na badal, SANIYA kisi waqt bhi
"JHUK"sakti hai


2 widows talking ve each other.. "We are very lucky as compared to these married ones. We at least know where our Husbands are!"


3 thngs 2 watch:
Beauty
Behavior
Action
3 thngs 2control:
Tongue
Temper
Temptation
3 thngs 2Luv:
Purity
Honesty
HardWork
Send it to 3 lazy people as I did.


FACT 1 : U cannot touch u'r lower lips with u'r tongue...
FACT 2: After reading this, 90/100 idiots would try it.. ;-)


Accident took place.Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Sardar cried-Mera bapu.Crowd made way 4him bt it was a donkey's accident.


Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge.;-) plz plz plz promise me plz...


Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,"Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?"
BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...

Deri hi sahi par duri to nahi,
Intezar bhala par judai to nahi,
Milna bichhadna to kismat hai apni,
Aakhir insaan hai hum farishthe to nahi.


TUJHE Apna Mukkdr Batate Hai Hum,
Khuda K Baad Tere Aage Sir Jhukate Hai Hum.
dosti Ka Rishta Tod Mat Dena,
is Rishte K DumPar muskurate hai hum


Har Subhah Teri Muskarati Rahe,
Har Shyam teri Gungunati Rahe,
DOST tu Jise se bhi Mile,
Her Milane walo Ko Teri Yaad Aati Rahe


PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai..
MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..
Mil kar khush hue to kya hue..
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..


EK DIN JAB HUM DUNIA SE CHALE JAENGE,
MAT SOCHNA APKO BHUL JAENGE,
BAS EK BAR ASMAN KE TARAF DEKHNA,
MERE PAIGAM SITARO PAR AAPKE LIYE LIKHE NAZAR AAENGE.


Khushi k LIYE Gum kurban,
Hasi k Liye AAnsoo kurban,.
Pyar k Liye Dil kurban,
Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban,
Aur ladki k Liye Yaar Tu bhi kurban!


Deepak me agar noor na hota,
tanha dil majboor na hota,
hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.


Kudrat ke karishmo me agar raat na hoti,
khwabon me bhi unse mulaqat na hoti,
yeh dil har ek gam ki wajah hai,
ye dil hi na hota toh koi bat hi na hoti.


Ek khwab,
ek khayal,
ek hakikat ho tum,
dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum,
jisko roj ek sms karna pade,
kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....


Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
rehte hai jo nigaho se door,
sale wahi Question compulsory hote hai...

Tu Ne Ankhon Se Koi Baat Kahi Ho Jaise,,
Jagte Jagte Ek Umer Kati Ho Jaise,,
Jaan Baqi Hai Mager Sans Ruki Ho Jaise,,
Her Mulakat Pe Mehsos Yehi Hota Hai,,
Mujh Se Kuch Teri Nazar Poch Rahi Ho Jaise,,
Rah Chalte Huwe Akser Ye Gomaan Hota Hai,,
Wo Nazar Chup Ke Mujhe Dekh Rahi Ho Jaise,,
Ek Lamhe Main Simat Aaya Hai Sadiyon Ka Safar,,
Zindagi Buhat Teez Chali Ho Jaise,,
Is Tarhan Pehron Tujhe Sochta Rehta Hon Main,,
Meri Har Sans Tere Naam Likhi Ho Jaise,,.
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“Khushbo Per Fizaon Ka Pehra Hai,,
Najane Kyun Ye Dil Keh Raha Hai,,
Teri Ankhon Say Jhlakty Dard Ki Kasam..
Ye Dosti Ka Rishta Piyar Se Bhi Gehra Hai…”
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Har Karaz Dosti Ka Ada Kon Kare Ga.,,
Hum Na Honge To Wafa Kon Karega,,
Ya Rab Mere Apno Ko Sada Salamat Rakhna,,
Warna Mere Jane Ji Dua Kon Kare Ga….
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Chere Pe Ashko Ki Lakeer Si Ban Gai Hai,,
Jo Na Chaha Thia Vo Takdeer Si Ban Gai,,
Humne To Chalaayi Thi Ret Pe Ungli,,
Ghor Se Dekhat To Unki Tasveer Si Ban Gai,,
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Koi Aasia Dost Banaya Jaye ,,’
Jis Ke Answoon Ko Palko Mein Chupaya Jaye,,
Rahe Uska Mere Rishta Kuccha Aaisa,,
K Ager Who Rahe Udas To Humse Bhi Na Muskuraya Jaye,,
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Kismat Se Sab Ko Shikaayat Kyun Hai,,
Jo Nahi Milta Ussi Se Mohabbat Kyun Hai,,
Kitni Mushkilain Hain Rahon Main Dil Ki,,
Phir Bhi Dil Ko Ussi Ki Chahat Kyun Hai..
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Ek Ghar Ho Pyara Sa Dur Kahin Assmanoon Pe..
Choraa Lae Jaoon Jahan Tujhey Zamane Se…
Wahan Jahan Subha Ho Tere Muskurane Se..
Aur Sham Ho Tere Zulf Sehelaney Se..
Rat Ho Teri Nazar Jhukane Se..
Ye Chahat Hai Meri Ye Zaroorat Hai Meri..
Itna Hi Mangta Hoon Khuda Ke Khazane Se..
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Jahan Main Aor Kisi Ka Bhi Ho Nahi Sakta,,
Ke Ye Andaz-E-Mohabbat Fakat Tumhara Hai,,
Karon Gharor Na Kaise Ke Sirf Mere Ho,,
Sab Se Barh Kar Ye Hi Martaba Humara Hai,,
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Ret Ki Zarorat Har Registan Ko Hoti Hai,,
Sitaron Ki Zarorat Har Aasman Ko Hoti Hai,,
Aap Humain Bhool Mat Jana Kyun Ke,,
Sachche Dost Ki Zarorat Har Insaan Ko Hot Hai,,
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Bari Mudat Se Chaha Hai Tujhe ,,
Bari Duaon Se Paya Hai Tujhe,,
Tujhe Bholane Ki Sochon To Bhi Kaise,,
Kistmat Ki Lakiron Se Churaya Hai Tujhe,,
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Har Baat Ka Jawab Inkar Nahin Hota,,
Har Jaga Rukna Intazar Nahin Hota ,,
Yun To Milti Hein Hazaron Se Nazrein ,,
Her Nazar Ka Milna Magar Pyar Nahin Hota

 


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